Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
