Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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