My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
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Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm bleeding and have questions
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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