I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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