I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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