are you still at the devil's house?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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