I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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