I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
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He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
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