Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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