I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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