SEEEEXXX PLEASE
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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