That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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