The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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