If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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