so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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