I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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