The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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