You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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