I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
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You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
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Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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