Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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