Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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