found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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