That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
the liver wants what the liver wants
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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