East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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