i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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