I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
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I'm just crazy horny about you
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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