I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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