you traded sex for a burrito?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Rumble strips road head = magical
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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