everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
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Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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