That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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