question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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