Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
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the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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