Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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