he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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