i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
Randomize
