Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
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Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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