This girl is more easily done than said...
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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