forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Barsexuality is the new black.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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