She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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