I wanna bring you to show and tell
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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