whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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