Whod you bang
Duck Duck Cougar?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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