I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
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I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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