Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
