beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
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He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I have feelings that need drinking.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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