There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Randomize
