Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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