the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
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What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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