I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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