I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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