i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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