Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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