even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
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I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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