let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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so much tequila, so little girl.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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